About Me and This Project

I am the next David Sedaris! I am following directly in his footsteps of course for optimal accuracy. I went to school on my parent's money studying the arts. I've graduated, and of course, my degree has taken me nowhere. In the meantime, I've taken up methamphetamines and have started doing my art for other artists. They love it or so they tell me. They're also on Meth. It's a much more interesting story than other meth-related stories (Breaking Bad) because mine doesn't have all that boring science and murder.

If you enjoy reading essays outside of English class then this is the place for you. Since that's no one in the known universe I'm going to assume that the only person reading this is my mother. Thank you, mother. Your words of encouragement and guidance have always been a light in a very very dark tunnel.

P.S Sometimes I'm gonna get political. Since I'm not an asshole and believe people should be provided services by the government I am of course a communist. Well not really. Communism is this whole thing and it's very weighted so let's just say I'm a middle of the road Libertarian Socialist.